Here you can learn about the most importants figures of our lab
Ladies and gentlemen, Aperture’s fearless founder. A man of bold ideas, questionable ethics, and an unusual fixation with fruit-based weaponry. When life gave him lemons, he threatened to burn life’s house down. This portrait may smell faintly of asbestos. That’s not an accident.
quote: Science isn't about *why* - it's about *why not*!
Behold the crown jewel of Aperture Science. Designed to run the entire facility with flawless efficiency, GLaDOS quickly demonstrated her true genius: the ability to turn “testing” into “psychological torment.” Visitors may notice her charming sense of humour, which includes but is not limited to: insults, thinly veiled threats, and casual mentions of your imminent death. Please do not feed the AI. She feeds on your suffering.
quote: I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
Once the loyal assistant to Cave Johnson, Caroline embodied everything Aperture needed: competence, loyalty, and the ability to say “Yes, sir” without fainting at his increasingly insane ideas. In the name of progress, her consciousness was “gently uploaded” into GLaDOS. Although Caroline’s voice can still be faintly heard deep within the facility, she is rarely acknowledged by the AI that absorbed her. Consider this exhibit a reminder that at Aperture Science, your boss’s crazy plan isn’t just a job — it’s your eternal destiny.
quote: Goodbye Caroline!
Originally designed to make other cores feel smart by comparison, Wheatley managed to prove that stupidity has no limits. His contribution to science includes: breaking everything, making poor life choices, and accidentally becoming a godlike supercomputer. Spoiler: it didn’t end well.
quote: I AM NOT, A MORON!
We're proud to present our most famous test subject. Known for her unmatched skill in ignoring instructions, refusing to talk, and carrying around an experimental portal device like it’s a handbag. Chell embodies the Aperture Science motto: “If you can’t escape, at least make it look cool.”
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